sneak thirst

When you're thirst on the low and you don't want anyone to know your intention.

My guy Saad has been really sneak thirsty. He's been trying to smash this one girl, but he swears to everyone that he's not.

by BBCDealer January 15, 2018

Sneak Attack That

To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up

mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE

by J-Release-O November 15, 2009

sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.

Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp

by simpannihalator October 7, 2023

sneak-stache

A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.

GO STARE AT TEENAGED BOYS PUBERTY-PRONE FACES. The sneak-stache will be evident.

by PorcelainBitch June 29, 2009

Sneak job

A place that has been around for a long time that you hear about through word of mouth and immensely exceeds expectations upon visiting

Dude that bar, the Seapoint, is the sneakiest of sneak jobs. It has a keno, pool, golden tee, great pies and locals with attitude.

by Bigd2386 January 23, 2018

Pringle Sneak

When someone hides behind another person who is equal height or taller, to avoid being seen by someone who they hate.

Dane: Oh shit, it's fucking Brian, man you gotta let me Pringle Sneak
Chad: Alright dude, your lucky he doesn't like me

by ReapersFi April 24, 2010

sneak easy

When you sneak your own booze into a bar, so you don't (or can't) pay for drinks, but can still drink and participate (intoxicated obviously) in all manner of bar antics.

I couldn't afford the expensive drinks at the fancy bar, but all my friends were going. So I decided to pull a sneak easy , and got wasted for about ten bucks!

by responsible August 20, 2014