Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.

My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama

by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021

Digestive Roulette

This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.

Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?

Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?

Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!

Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!

by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017

Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.

I recently done the Jordan roulette.

by Unknown933 June 18, 2017

polite roulette

To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.

I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.

by PaytonSwin October 22, 2019

Turtle Roulette

A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.

Mike played turtle roulette last night and he got his cock bit off.

by CockMongler289 January 2, 2011

Nutt Roulette

The act of cumming in another dude's urethra and having him have sex with a chick and ejaculating your cum and his cum into the woman to see who's semen will get her pregnant.

My buddy Josh played Nutt Roulette the other night with Cody to see who would get Veronica pregnant.

by CodySucksOffHomosexualMen247 July 8, 2022

Mongolian Roulette

Mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to poop or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.

1. I played a dangerous game of Mongolian Roulette on the way home from work, I got so close to losing I had to run into the bathroom

2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.

by Mongolianroulette April 16, 2016