Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.
"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.
by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020
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by Pecan October 28, 2013
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My buddy Josh played Nutt Roulette the other night with Cody to see who would get Veronica pregnant.
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Get the Nutt Roulette mug.Mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to poop or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.
1. I played a dangerous game of Mongolian Roulette on the way home from work, I got so close to losing I had to run into the bathroom
2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.
2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.
by Mongolianroulette April 16, 2016
Get the Mongolian Roulette mug."Slatna roulette" is a is a involuntarily lethal game of chance in which a player enters city of Rogaška Slatina and has a risk of getting his ass beat.
Or not.
You never know.
Or do you?
Or not.
You never know.
Or do you?
John: "Stan, how was you vacation in Rogaška?"
Stan: "Great. Although I was constantly nervous since I came into the city."
John: "How come?"
Stan: "I don't know. Somehow I had a feeling that everyone wants to kick my ass, although they were smiling to me a lot."
John: "Oh. Tourist agency didn't inform you, right?"
Stan: "Inform me what?"
John: "I believe you got away nicely. You participated in a game of Slatna roulette."
Stan: "Great. Although I was constantly nervous since I came into the city."
John: "How come?"
Stan: "I don't know. Somehow I had a feeling that everyone wants to kick my ass, although they were smiling to me a lot."
John: "Oh. Tourist agency didn't inform you, right?"
Stan: "Inform me what?"
John: "I believe you got away nicely. You participated in a game of Slatna roulette."
by Elč September 18, 2019
Get the Slatna roulette mug.This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.
Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?
Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?
Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!
Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!
Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?
Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!
Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!
by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017
Get the Digestive Roulette mug.When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.
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