pug dick

The art of having a chode

"I want people to like my pug dick, but it's not big enough"

by Hajdk July 11, 2016

dick pug

a super cute boy who is actually an asshole
Synonym: fuck boy

He's being such a dick pug!

by Dredibuns October 21, 2015

Pussy PUG

It’s like picking up a group in World of Warcraft but you’re cute and can actually get chicks

Guy 1: Bruh, I got mad game. I got that pussy pug. I got chicks for days.

Guy 2: what the fuck are you talking about, shut up and heal me against Ragnaros you virgin.

by Luvadubscrub July 11, 2021

the chinese pug

During sex in the doggy style position, put all your weight on the girls back forcing her face into the bed resulting in a sound similar to a pug snorting

Last night I gave my girl the Chinese pug. I never laughed so hard during sex in my life

by The Chinese Pug August 2, 2017

pug wash

When you shower and then realize you have to poo, it's the quick second shower you take to clean off the poo.

Dude, right after I showered, I had to poo-- so then I did a little pug wash afterwards.

by urbandictionnairer February 17, 2008

Pug Smuggler

A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.

I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.

by Eagleboobs August 1, 2010

PUG BUTTER

The reproductive juice excreted from a pug, useually rubbed on your arm or pants after petting a pug.

That pug rubbed pug butter on me!

by Dave Themack May 31, 2006