Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 04, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 04, 2021

Priest

The act of molesting unsuspecting children in a religious setting, beholden to zero accountability.

Little Jimmy got priested during his time as an altar boy. He now needs therapy as an adult.

by Yourneighborscousinsdog May 24, 2025

Priest

A man of god, a pedophile, and or a source of comedy.

"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!" - Father Ted (Dermot Morgan)

by RhapsodyURBAN July 02, 2022

priest

something that's good, or cool

Yo, that new Kendrick tune is hot, man.
It's priest, baby.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 15, 2019

Priest

Someone who is very good at reading bibles and other assorted religious texts. Often a pedophile

My child has been baptised by the piss of the head priest of the Catholic Church

by TamChanUwU November 06, 2021

priest

Made from Joy and loved by everyone they meet, he is charming, and has a lot of charisma. He is funny and good at sports. Ladies love that kid and he will always be loved or hated by friends or foes. Sometimes get a bad rap sheet but is unique and one of a kind. He is one of the special ones in this World and to know him is to love him. If you ever get a Priest or Pre Pre make sure to treasure him forever.

Priest is a beast in Football. That guy is a stud.

by Joyandpain November 22, 2021