What i call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
Get the Snap Back The Prayermug. What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
Get the prayer-chainmug. by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
Get the Thai Prayer Beadsmug. A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.
The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
by nolandc October 2, 2019
Get the Apple Prayermug. <.7.9.7.6.>Hebrew, Islamicu, Judaism's Prayer ArAsesisa Aresesisa Arissesisa Arosesisa Arusesisa Arysesisa Followed, "'Protect The Secrecy Of Communication'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Hebrew, Islamicu, Judaism's Prayer ArAsesisa Aresesisa Arissesisa Arosesisa Arusesisa Arysesisa Followed, "'Protect The Secrecy Of Communication'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Hebrew, Islamicu, Judaism's Prayer ArAsesisa Aresesisa Arissesisa Arosesisa Arusesisa Arysesisa Followed, "'Protect The Secrecy Of Communication'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a worship leader does a long, drawn out prayer while accompanied by shcmoozic (see definition of schmoozic).
Especially when the worship leader begins to speak with dramatic voice inflections like a motivational speaker. Sometimes it appears they are high while doing so.
Especially when the worship leader begins to speak with dramatic voice inflections like a motivational speaker. Sometimes it appears they are high while doing so.
Lol! That Fornian is going full mood prayer.
Would this Fornian quit mood praying and pray like he loves the Lord?
Bruhhhhhh! I’m feeling the VIBES of this mooooood praaaaaayyyer!
Bethel churches always do mood prayers.
(Pray sincerely, avoid mood prayers)
Would this Fornian quit mood praying and pray like he loves the Lord?
Bruhhhhhh! I’m feeling the VIBES of this mooooood praaaaaayyyer!
Bethel churches always do mood prayers.
(Pray sincerely, avoid mood prayers)
by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian October 16, 2020
Get the Mood prayermug. .
mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."mug.