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Ogre

A mythical being often worshipped by people with a an inconceivable need to "have his back doors smashed in" by a large ogre schlong. There are many ogres roaming our lands and pleasuring all sorts of unsuspecting Labour supporters. Ogres appear green but you are only seeing the outside layer for ogres have many layers and all need to be treated with equal respect. The Deity among ogres is Shrek, Shrek has so much power he can smash several back doors in at once. I personally worship Shrek as an Idol and as a Father... a Daddy if you will...
An Ogre is very misogynistic for they prefer to smash the back doors in for males.
by Big Smoke 420 July 8, 2017
mugGet the Ogremug.

Ogre Smile

When you smile you bring your lower jaw out, both top and bottom teeth are shown while one smiles. One must also push their head forward to get the full effect of the the smile.
homie1- Dang, did you see how Chris smiled?
homie2- Ya man that is an ogre smile..
homie1- Radical dude!!
by TTPZ August 4, 2012
mugGet the Ogre Smilemug.

Ogre

A Troll that trolls trolls by agreeing with them and then upping the ante.
Troll: Children should be allowed to vote
Ogre: That's SO true! Voting is ageist! Babies should be allowed to vote. From the womb!
by Shadeseeker August 8, 2021
mugGet the Ogremug.

Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.
After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.
by Rainbow socks 1101 October 11, 2015
mugGet the Ogre Taintmug.

milk the ogre

When a woman (usually young and attractive) is nice and sweet to her boyfriend or sugar daddy in order for him to continue doing what she wants.
Hey bestie, I gotta go milk the ogre so we can keep driving his car and living in his nice condo”
by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018
mugGet the milk the ogremug.

fat ogre

remmemmber on xbox
fat ogre remmemmber
by jakaflamefart February 23, 2025
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