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Libertarians

Believe in the smallest amount of government with the maximum amount of freedom. Support freemarkets. Believe in the non aggression principal. Anti-war, anti corporate subsidies and bailouts, anti big-government, anti government run schools, pro legalizing drugs, pro constitution, pro bill of rights, pro LGBTQ rights. The people that figured out the other parties use the government to steal from them and support corporate owners.
The founding fathers are the most well known classical liberal libertarians.
by TaxationIsTheft February 18, 2021
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Libertarian

A person who feels that they should have the freedom to be a racist, misogynist homophobes without the hassle of being criticised. Obviously because despite being critical of others they are also a poor sensitive snowflake.
Piers Morgan is such a libertarian, complaining about the existence of vegan sausages.
by Firescientist January 13, 2020
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Libertarian

If untrustworthiness and patronizing behaviour (i.e. apparently kind or helpful but betraying a feeling of delusional superiority or ulterior motive to serve selfish interest(s); condescending) was a political philosophy and in some jurisdictions an actual party.

Untrustworthiness, would you trust an individual that learned to talk through a publicly funded school system to be competent enough to philosophize and day dream Libertarianism and convey it to others. Only to turn around, only after they've experienced their free education, to say it's meaningless explicitly or intrinsically through lying, en evidence trying to deny everyone that comes up after them, through the system, the privilege of that system. But going through the additional nefarious step of looking remorselessly in the face and say "i'm trying to help you." That's either psychotic and unchecked asocial or confidence artistry (i.e. con artistry at it's lowest common denominator). If you do, you're gullible.

At this point in our openness, the Furries should not be shy in starting a Political Movement. Because if the Libertarians can do it, the Furries generally have more character and compassion.
Job Applicant comes into a business to hand in her CV:

Manager: "I'll take your resume. Did you know the owner is involved in the Libertarian Movement"

Applicant: "I'll have my resume back, I only have so many of these and I don't to waste them."
by DodoEinstein June 27, 2021
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Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.
The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020
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Schrödinger's Libertarian

A Libertarian vote that is "worthless and wasted" all while simultaneously being the singlehanded cause for your losing candidate's shortcomings
I've grown used to being Schrödinger's Libertarian every election cycle from both the left and right
by MattAlx November 8, 2020
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Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.
The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020
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Libertarian

John is a libertarian. He has a ponytail, likes marijuana, and doesn't hate gay people, but otherwise, he is indistinguishable from a Republican.
by q359 October 22, 2022
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