Lady Smile

A Vagina.

Guy: "Hey, you know that girl I hooked up with last night, yeah, her lady smile had fishy breath!"

by Doctor Beef &Ham Stealy June 29, 2009

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lady puddin

The discharge of an aroused women that resembles the consistency of pudding vs the typical secretion of lady juices.

Sam usually keeps a napkin on hand when satisfying Bridget but since she stated her new diet Sam needs a spoon to get through that lady puddin.

by John MaKormick July 3, 2017

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Lady wiener

What a woman has between her legs. The opposite of a regular wiener.

I want to put my wiener in her lady wiener.

by MaliOMali February 2, 2019

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Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.

"Scenario: Two people texting each other."

Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??

Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall

Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?

Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*

Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"

The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!

by TooomPhaaaa January 22, 2011

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