Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

by fubsish August 14, 2009

Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster

by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010

Hamster Hump

The act of vigorous dry humping.

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."

by Matt H. October 5, 2004

Hamster House

A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.

Almi pwns Hamster House.

by Almipwns March 31, 2009

Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.

Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!

by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010

hamster stacking

The art of organizing several moving pieces from chaos to order.

Work has been crazy. I've been hamster stacking all week.

It's tax time. Better get my hamsters stacked.

by Hamster Stacking November 5, 2018

Harry the hamster

A sentient hamster YouTube legend who is 8 inches tall, a little bit chubby and hairy. He likes to tell sex jokes with his friends and wants to find a beautiful female.

Harry the hamster: So I can shove my FUCKING COCK IN ‘ER MOUTH AND UP HER SHITTER, THEN RUB MY BALLS ALL OVER HER EARS WHILE SHOVING MY CLAWS UP ‘ER ARSEHOLE!
Me: .-.

by Hamsterlord666 March 1, 2021