Gash Card

1.Alternative method of payment to Cash in Strip Clubs during private dances. Refered to ironically. The swiping of a Credit Card against a womans shaven Gash to process the payment.

2.Feminine offering; offering sex as payment as a alternative to Cash

Example:

1.
Stipper: Do you want more?
Nick: I dont have any cash right now; can I use my Gash card instead?

2.
Landlord: I have come to collect the rent
Karen: Im broke; do you take Gash?
Landlord: Why, yes I do.

by Homak October 21, 2011

gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

Gash Stabber

To stab the gash of a lady garden.

Roberto was a real gash stabber when he penetrated Alysha's lady garden with all his might.

by Nayataan January 18, 2015

gash flu

The tacky discharge found in the gusset and on rancid, infected lips. Can be the result of a queef. Not to be confused with whistling gorilla dribble. That's a whole other orifice.

She had gash flu dribbling down her leg and it stained my chinos......

by SteveJT February 4, 2008

Trash Gash

Reference to a disgusting females vagina that smells like she bathes in garbage.

That nasty bitch Sam got a Trash Gash

by JarethRevien April 17, 2022

gash leak

The act of releasing urine from a female's genitals.

'I'm just nipping off for a gash leak'.

by Davey C February 28, 2007

gash pump

To temporarily inflate vaginal lips using a suction action sex toy made for the purpose.

Sex was great last night, susie well gash pumped her minge

by Jukeboxjohnnie January 28, 2015