swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.

We don't want swedish conditions in our country.

by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021

unbareable conditions

Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.

Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!

by QuacksO November 3, 2022

Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009

Air Conditioned Gypsy

An Air Conditioned Gypsy is one of five members of a Manchester, New Hampshire rock band. Established in 1989, the band consisted of four musicians and a drummer. The band rocked shows at local venues all throughout New England and frequently leaving a curse on multiple clubs in Boston, Massachusetts that caused those establishments to shutter shortly after performing there. The band reached its pinnacle during their Summer Tour 94. It was all down hill after that.

"Hey, Who's that cool guy over there playing at Hal's summer party?" "Oh he's an Air Conditioned Gypsy." "Cool..."

by Real_Shades November 13, 2018

Fajardo Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys flannel and is obsessed with flannel.

My brother just bought a lot of flannels at the mall, I think he might have the Fajardo Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 2, 2019

underlying condition

A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.

"My friend died from Covid."
"Did she have an underlying condition?"

by Monkey's Dad September 7, 2020

conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015