cannon wheels

another word for (bollocks)

"I fucked her deep last night, I was right up to my cannon wheels"

by sijeff December 2, 2007

Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.

Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.

by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021

Shampoo Cannon

When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.

"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"

"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"

"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"

by a1shibby December 26, 2011

Stink Cannon

1.5 or more grams of marijuana rolled into one 1 1/4 zig-zag.

We're going on a ride to burn a stink cannon.

by Broski420 April 21, 2010

Stuff the Cannon

This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.

Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man

by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009

Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
420 Kush

Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.

by Steve Croft November 3, 2014

bt cannon

A bt cannon is an opener/strategy in tetris, which is a tsd followed up by a tst, then a c spin, then possibly a perfect clear end. While not as useful in versus games, it is definitely op in blitz/ultra mode

"i got 200k+ score in tetr.io blitz just by doing bt cannon"

by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021