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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
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Blendered

You will be blendered
by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020
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Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013
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Blender

1. A common kitchen appliance, usually used to liquify or crush food
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them
1.
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird
by the worst guy ever August 25, 2024
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fuck blender

used by those who are entitled to a paid 3d program
deadass you just say it straight fuck blender
by schnitzel slayer 6969 June 5, 2022
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Blender

A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.
Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
by DaCuberz June 23, 2025
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Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.
My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.
by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023
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