A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.
Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!
by rickabone April 28, 2013
Get the Bloody Chavezmug. When you mess up your spelling and autocorrect thinks bloody elk is what you meant.
but you go with it. that's a Bloody Elk moment.
but you go with it. that's a Bloody Elk moment.
something mildly to very frustrating happens and all you can say is "Bloody Elk"
or a "Bloody Elk Moment" when you do something stupid that doesn't go great and you know well S*** that's a "bloody Elk Moment"
or a "Bloody Elk Moment" when you do something stupid that doesn't go great and you know well S*** that's a "bloody Elk Moment"
by Adelaide Guru October 23, 2019
Get the Bloody Elkmug. when a simple 'rape' isn't enough to describe the extent of the rapage, when someone gets brutally multiple cock shafted and absolutely mercilessly fucked
"Holy shit, I bet $50 on Tennessee and they just got fucking bloody gangraped by 42 points jesus christ"
by Jawnslayer December 14, 2022
Get the bloody gangrapemug. The act of a male partner who has a strap-on on his forehead, who's female partner is bent over exposing the anus. The male is at a respectable distance of 10 to 20 feet, who then charges full speed towards said partner's anus. Thus causing exteame pain and often bleeding of the anus.
Little jimmy gave Sally sue a bloody rhino on thier honey moon. They kept taking turns all night untill the pain was unbearable.
by Kevinthekucumber January 11, 2017
Get the bloody rhinomug. when your fornicating with a woman at your parents house and shes being too loud so you put a pillow over her face but then you decide to start punching the pillow...her muffled cries sound like "ooooh" as the pillow turns red.
by big booty jewdys rudy March 23, 2011
Get the bloody caspermug. You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.
When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.
The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.
When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.
The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.
I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.
by Dylong October 28, 2018
Get the Bloody Exportmug. A large piece of shit that has pieces of nuts that cut your ass so that it bleeds into your toilet when you are pushing it out.
by Uncle J J May 25, 2005
Get the nutty bloodymug.