fuck wad

1.) A mixture of semen and vaginal fluids after intercourse.
2.) A complete jerk, asshole, jack-ass.

1.) Vallisa used a rag to clean up the cold fuck wad off the bed.

2.) It is unbelieveable what that sorry fuck wad did next!

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

gay wad

1. A homosexual male

Dude, that Samuel Owens kid is sucha gay wad!

by KillaChris March 2, 2007

geek-wad

the ultimate loser. king of dorks. wad of geeks.

What are you, geek-wads?? let's go to computer class and then play some chess!

by JJFox November 30, 2003

Pussy Wad

A piece of toilet paper that has attached to your pubic hair after using the bathroom & later makes its way off your pussy & onto the floor.

Make sure you use good toilet or you'll end up with pussy wad.

by MG88 April 16, 2012

doo wad

an epic coagulation of seminal fluids

Ivan is a very big doo wad.

by mattofusa April 1, 2007

pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

twat-wad

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.

"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."

by kroostergirl February 19, 2012