"I'm late for the airport, and I've not yet packed my shiz."
Or
"Stop messing around Joe, and get your shiz together on that winch, before we loose this catch."
Or
"Stop messing around Joe, and get your shiz together on that winch, before we loose this catch."
by Reefknot August 13, 2020

aw shiz my coffes every were
by oopssksksksksksksksksks October 3, 2019

When the head is so immaculate that at the time of climax shit sprays out your ass hole like a shotgun blast, and cakes the wall.
Jeff: hey how did things go last night with Stacy?
Toby: pretty great but she sucked my soul out so hard that I shizzed all over the wall.
Jeff: hell yeahhhhhhhh
Toby: pretty great but she sucked my soul out so hard that I shizzed all over the wall.
Jeff: hell yeahhhhhhhh
by Absurd_Chalice January 13, 2025

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