tetris

a seemingly satisfying game until you play it for a total of 2 years without realizing

"you wanna play tetris bro"

"are you kidding me? play that and you'll never get out"

by impasta is sus September 10, 2021

Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .

There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.

by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018

Tetris (sex position)

When 2 guys lay on top of each other and suck each others dicks.

Yo bro you tryna Tetris (sex position) tonight?

by quandalious dingleberry the XI May 30, 2025

tetris break

Tetris Break. Sometimes life gets too real and you want to just stack some blocks.

Me: Oi.
James: What.
Me: I'm off for a 'Tetris Break' (Patent Pending)
James: Ok.

by kangaroo jack 420 August 31, 2020

Tetris Shiter

Tetris shiter is the person who stacks shit into a single pile/multiple piles. It is mainly used in threats in wich the Tetris shiter (usually the person saying the threat) will stack shit into the other person's clothes/body parts/etc

Person 1: I am going to stack shit into your pants like a Tetris shiter
Person 2: Oh god

by Masxe March 22, 2022

Hop On Tetris

An unconditional feeling of missing shimahd on discord

Okay guys right now I’m going to Hop on Tetris

by Uhzoorise June 22, 2023