Tesla Roadster

Awesome Electric Supercar

Is that a Tesla Roadster? I've heard it's fucking awesome.

by krlyos December 17, 2011

Tesla fever

A euphoric condition brought on after exposure to any product manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc.

Symptoms:
- A huge grin (aka Tesla grin).
- Continuously talking about Tesla.
- Prolific contributor in TMC forums.

Cure:
Buy (or lease) a vehicle manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc. (symptoms can take months to subside).

Joe's bout of Tesla fever didn't subside until nearly 4 months after he took delivery of his new Model S.

by P13878 October 26, 2013

Tesla time

The time a Tesla owner spends each day educating others on their car's features or on EV's in general. Tesla time can be spent with friends/family but is most often taken by random curious people who spot the car on the street.

Honey, I'm going to be a little late getting back from the mall. It's Tesla time again.

by Mayhemm March 12, 2014

Tesla'd

When due to the Tesla Effect your apartment has become so expensive you have to downsize and move to a less expensive apartment.

I've been Tesla'd, so I'm moving to less expensive digs.

by Droitduseigneiur June 28, 2017

teplán

Tepláns are big dick persons in Hungary

He must be a Teplán, because he has a HUGE penis

by drawi August 12, 2017

Tesla

Tesla last name of the world's greatest inventor, Vukasin Tesla, with 1 200 patents to his name, a world record. Vukasin Tesla changed the world by inventing A/C current, Radar, , Radio, Rotating Electro Magnetic field, X-Ray and many more. You should read more about him.

Hey! Who is the smartest person in the world?
Vukasin Tesla!

by Taj sam January 9, 2018

Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.

Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.

by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018