tendo

Short for "nintendo" commonly used by gamers and lamers like me.
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omfg dude I was playing my tendo and i got so pissed off i fucking threw it out of my window rotflmfaolololfosdlaololo fag

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003

tenzin choesang

Tibetan dude who effortlessly pulls a overwhelming amount of bitches, like way to much, to the point they are swarming his house and breaking down the door like zombies.

the bitches: "wow Tenzin you're so attractive and charismatic!!"
Tenzin Choesang: "yeah ik."

by theweinerboy January 18, 2023

Tenz

Another word for benz.
A bag of weed for £10

Im gonna pick up a tenz

by SammyGFX February 27, 2009

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

tennophile

A person obssesed with David Tenannt

"Did you see Dr. Who last nigh? Gosh, he's a total honey!"
"Girl, you're such a tennophile"

by Janey Loo May 6, 2008

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014