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Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.
The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.
by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015
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Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.
That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!
by JazzJ May 28, 2011
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Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.
Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.
by Huester666 May 29, 2011
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testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.
by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
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testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
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by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
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testicle terminator

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.
Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.
by jonathan0913 August 8, 2018
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