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Tattoo

Ranging as early as 3300 BC the tattoo has been an integral part of religion, faith, history, ranking and art. It doesn't revolve around money regardless of what the general idiocricy populace thinks. Pull out some books and read up.
People who look down upon tattooing need to have my footprint tattooed on their forehead.
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cock tattoo

To slap a female in the face with your cock hard enough to leave a mark that outlines over half your penis.
Bitch bit me while giving me head so i gave her a cock tattoo that lasted for a week.
by Jeff Boso July 20, 2006
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mushroom-head tattoo

the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head
when kayla got out of line and started crying, steve gave her a mushroom-head tattoo
by tony May 2, 2004
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Tattoo

Something that no matter how much you want it, you should not get. Eventually you will grow to hate the tattoo that you have, which can only be removed by a very painful process that is also expensive. Unless you're looking to pay thousands of dollars in the future, aswell as endure even more pain than you endured while getting the tattoo.
I feel bad for a person I know that got a Slipknot tattoo.
by whogodhssa September 14, 2009
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mushroom tattoo

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.
by J April 22, 2004
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tattoo

A PERMANENT ink embellishment on the skin that is usually added in haste and regretted six months down the line; an expression of dedication to somebody or something, often resulting from moments whereby control over senses and emotion is utterly lost.
"Hey! Look at my totally unsexy tattoo! A strange musical character that apparently refers to my girlfriend of less than six weeks!"
by Insp. P. Squit April 30, 2006
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Russian Tattoo

The red penis/mushroom tip shape left on a girl (or guys) face after being cocked slapped.
Damn, that looks like one big russian tattoo on the side of her face. She got cock slapped good.
by KH/LC May 12, 2003
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