by Meg February 15, 2005

Bruh 1: Yo Bruh, we taking no L's at the club tonight.
Bruh 2: Yea Take No L's, we not getting stood up.
Bruh 1: And we gon turn up... Straight Savages
Bruh 2: Yea Take No L's, we not getting stood up.
Bruh 1: And we gon turn up... Straight Savages
by BaseballMan28 December 11, 2016

To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.
Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.
Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.
Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."
by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.
2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.
3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.
4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.
2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.
3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.
4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.
Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."
Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."
Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."
Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."
Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."
by TheGeniusChild June 21, 2011

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car
Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!
or
lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!
Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!
or
lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!
by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022

by Ronny Mexico June 23, 2016

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