Table Banging

Verb.
1. To smack, pound, hit or bang a table, pulpit or desk when one is making an emotional argument. Usually used with logic, facts, and reason fail, or when hoes mad. Alternative form of "pulpit pounding."

2. Meaningless yet novel sex; novelty or creativity in sexual intercourse (like having sex on a table) without substance.

1. "When you have the facts, bang the facts, when you have the law, bang the law, when you got nothing, bang the table and all I seen today is a lot of table banging!"
2. "My neighbor was totally table-banging some chick yesterday...sounded like they had a lot of fun but he'll have a different girl by next week."

by Unfiltered Christian January 22, 2020

table brass

A female that hops from table to table in a club that doesn't ever pay for drinks or entry and tends to go over for a vodka and coke.

Also known as a Vodka Vulture, Table Whore, SideChick

Commonly found in city centres in the small hours of the morning.

Also see dickie brass

Guy: we getting a table tonight at the club?

Guy two: as long as we dont end up with bare table brasses with us!

by Brass Exposure September 26, 2013

table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004

table time

you sick creative freaks.

Table time is the cost of renting a table in a poolroom, which are rented by the hour and by the number of players. Some rooms may have special rates for weekends or nights.

Table time rates:
$7 per hour single-player.
$1 each add'l. player.
Maximum charge, $10hr.

by blah blah December 24, 2004

table talk

To engage in conversation during a game (primarily seen in card games) to your partner(s) regarding the status of the set of playable/determinable objects (commonly seen as cards or tiles) in their general vacinity when this action is unallowed due to the nature of the game or pre-established violation rules.

Tommy and Jessies were playing Billy and I in Euchre today. They 0wn3d us. I was like "oh noes!!1". It had to be some table talk going on over there

by Lord FuDgE June 18, 2004

Table 9

Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.

Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9

by Mimi 'BabyFace' Adams July 21, 2009

table hopper

a person who always walks to someone else table with or without reason.

Matt: Yo how john get to ally's table from his, without getting caught.

Jake: You know, John has always been a skilled Table Hopper.

by Ace Wade March 1, 2010