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dry tug

A violent hand job with no lube resulting in an Indian Burn for the male participant.
Squashy hooked up with another 18 year old last night and all he got was a dry tug.
by Sextopedia October 28, 2013
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Mazel Tug

When a Jewish girl gives you a hand job.
After the service at the synagogue she gave me service with a Mazel Tug.
by Bushwak84 October 11, 2013
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Bummy Tug

the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"
I walked in on Matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday... his finger was in shit central!
by Magaz July 23, 2009
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Tug Sezen

The name of the coolest science teacher in the world. Tugrul Mement Sezen, aka Tug Sezen, aka Mr. Sezen.
"That kind of a thing," said Mr. Sezen as he pointed at his computer. He had over 290 emails saved.
by A Student April 20, 2005
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Jelly Tug

The act of male masturbation using grape (or any other flavor) jelly as a lubricant
Jim was so horny that he just lubed up with concord grape and went with a jelly tug.
by dean-osteen August 6, 2008
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Russian Tug

The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.
Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian
by Francouis Steyn March 5, 2009
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