Trauma points

An invisible point system that allows you to redeem points gained from a traumatic experience for popularity by telling stories about the experience.
Person 1: I saw numerous deaths, but i kept running to safety
Person 2: Oh i bet you were pissing your pants when that happened
Person 1: Shut up and let me redeem my trauma points
by S3B5 January 04, 2021
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Trauma Salute

A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.

To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.
1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.
by ACEstrigon009 January 01, 2018
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Onion trauma

Therapeutic diagnosis of individual/individuals who have suffered multiple layers of traumatic events either from one catastrophic event or multiple layers of trauma over the course of a lifetime.
Mark has suffered onion trauma when his house burned down and he not only lost all his home along with all his material worldly possessions but he lost his wife and children while also being injured himself being the only survivor.

Cindy suffers from onion trauma because she was left by her mother at an early age and then suffered losing a child of her own to addiction.

Term coined by Cathy Murillo
by Cathy Murillo February 22, 2025
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Trauma Llama

One who constantly attempts to run around dumping their trauma onto people and want to complain about their life so the world feels pity on their loser ass
Androo: That girl Firesticks from Tinychat just dumps her trauma onto people and complains in every conversation.
Robbie: Yeah dude, she's such a Trauma Llama.
by Tinychatta June 28, 2024
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Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding
“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake
Ewwww
by Anonчмous February 05, 2025
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TRESPASS TRAUMA

An emotional kind of APPREHENSIVE REJECTION that never goes away but gets worse with time.

A forever REST PASS which gets better by finding alternate egresses.
What happens is with TRESPASS TRAUMA is you become timid to make any move has to do with using a contraposition as the only way in is REFUTATION is hope comes in higher level reasoning is look at egalitarian treatments of others.

New places can relieve TRESPASS TRAUMA but one of the best ways is if it is the same place you need SUBSTANTIVES and not just memory tracings that just serve to raise the level of the momentors.
by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 02, 2021
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severe urethral trauma

Girl- down to do the dirty?
Guy- can’t, I have severe urethral trauma
by TBone2222 November 15, 2023
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