Tosser

English slang to describe someone who's a throwaway or a wanker. Generally used in a derogatory manner to insult someone that no one likes.

"That guy is a right tosser! Isn't he?"

"yurp"

by Ballschafer August 21, 2023

olive tossed

When you get so drunk and high and take your depression medicine and it makes you have seizures and everyone around you thinks you're faking.

On New Year's Eve Kayla got olive tossed at Kathryn's house.

"Did Ryan olive toss you?"

by SexyGirl6969 February 1, 2014

toledo tossed salad

A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).

What a mess... fucking toledo tossed salad...

by hwcdesign October 21, 2014

Leonard Tosser

The act of tossing caution and throwing used condoms at unsuspecting children.

That sick bastard just pulled a Leonard Tosser on all those 3rd graders!!

by Mundacheese December 25, 2014

soggy tosser

Somebody with constant wet hands and poor coordination

Look at this dude he can't even drive properly! Wtf is he doing!
Fucking "Soggy Tosser"

by HARDNORMALDADDY November 3, 2015

salt tosser

Pejorative word used to describe lazy Torontonians in the winter

You Torontonians are nothing but a bunch of lousy salt tossers. Can't even pick up a shovel. Just tossing salt everywhere.

by hall486 December 12, 2016

cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017