When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.
by Kingof7676 October 31, 2019
Get the Toronto turtleneck mug.They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.
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Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.
Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.
by Austinomino June 14, 2021
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by ToroCat June 12, 2018
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Yes he might not be as sexy as the others...but we still love him.
Yes he might not be as sexy as the others...but we still love him.
by wowmymomsaidyouruglyiknowwoo September 4, 2005
Get the Ray Toro mug.One of the best cities in the world, recently tied for 5th place in the Economist Intelligence Unit's "Top Places to Live" study. Best city in Canada by far. Has low crime (check the stats, dipshits!) and nice people.
"I wish I could live in Toronto."
"My city sucks, so I'll just rag on Toronto."
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"Toronto is the greatest."
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"I'm a racist Albertan, so I don't like Toronto!"
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by Frank Malvochich July 1, 2007
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I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
by DVDGuy October 25, 2008
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