A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.
"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."
She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero
She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero
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