A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.
"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."
She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero
She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero
by Kenphil June 13, 2017
Get the Lamp Heteromug. by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015
Get the soggy lampmug. Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .
by life is a joke  September 13, 2020
Get the Rubbing The lampmug. by Awesomegirl07 September 22, 2013
Get the lamp armymug. by pseudonymabcde May 16, 2021
Get the Asking lampmug. compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.
"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."
by mystery dog September 21, 2017
Get the lamp analmug. by Jobisha September 13, 2019
Get the Ass Lampmug.