The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

The Magcon Effect

The unhealed part of women that will always choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because over the past decade, Gen Z girls have grown up watching the unattainable Magcon boys (Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Jack Gilinsky, Shawn Mendes) and will never stop needing to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Millenials, see “Chad Michael Murray Effect,” for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, I don’t even like white boys, but the Magcon effect has me picking Rob over Miguel.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024

the real magilla

Used similarly to "the real McCoy". Means it's genuine, an original, a true type, "The One&Only".
Possibly referring to an old cartoon character named Magilla Gorilla of Hanna-Barbera fame.

"I'm telling you, that's the real magilla of the Millennium Falcon from the movies!"

by GeiStorm September 10, 2013

the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006

The Masked Magician

An unidentified bloke who has a telly show where he reveals how the greatest magic tricks of all time are done.

however, i think his show stopped broadcasting in the late '90s. although you can still find videos on youtube.
also, he has a new show, "Breaking The Magicians Code" where he does exactly the same thing.

he is a cool guy, and there for us who are curious.

Char : "do you know how the magicians make elephants dissappear, people levatate, and excape straight jackets and suspended boxes?"
Steff : "no but the masked magician can tell you!"

by Little Steffie January 4, 2011

The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

the 2 magical words

GIVE UP

When trying to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, use the 2 magical words.

by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017