Thong Whistle

The undergarment equivalent of placing a blade of grass in between the palms of your hands ,then blowing and creating a whistling sound. The Back of the thong is nestled directly between the butt cheeks, once air pressure is applied in the form of a fart, the thong reverberates and creates a low whistling sound.
Damn, that girl with the big booty busted out a thong whistle that sounded like a barge coming to shore....
by Donkeycheese February 11, 2016
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Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.
Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.
by Suboomafoo January 08, 2019
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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 07, 2018
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Thonged Avenger

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself
My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019
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thong-dollaz

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, especially cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
The girl lives off the thong-dollaz she makes every night at the Pussycat club.
by BrokenReel January 13, 2007
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thong song

a song sung about a certain article of clothing in which a long string of clothe runs directly between the cheeks of one's butt butt butt and is VERY scandalous
"i think i'll sing it again she bang she bop bop, THONG SONG"
by malllllllllll June 24, 2006
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thong wearer

Angus is a thong wearer at night
by AngyChiny June 30, 2006
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