Beast From The East

A young girl that you had the misfortune of meeting and dating which resulted in a child being conceived. Usually resides in the NY/NJ area. This person was at one point tolerable to the human eye, but has since become a hot damn mess somewhat resembling a beast. You can usually find such a mess lurking around in your local dive bars preying on pathetic drunks for attention and sexual favors. These creatures have a very peculiar tendency to mount anything that breathes to suffice their astrological "so called" high sex drive. They are quite nauseating at first glance, even after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Tends to be taller than average, wide set body framed, and have very large and stinky sasquatch feet. Usually has a chin like Jay Leno, an insanely huge forehead and a gap between the two front teeth that is the size of a football field.

I pray to God that I never meet a Beast From The East!

by FingerLickinGood! December 23, 2009

Beast from the east

Beast from the East is used to describe an ugly looking woman, similar to minger, and skank.

Some Beast from the East features may include; obesity, disgusting teeth, bingo wings, acne, milk bottle glasses, shit clothes, scabs, squint eyes, female version of Sloth from The Goonies, etc.

It is thought to originate in med-evil times, when nasty looking females would be banished to far off lands.

Oh man that girl is a Beast from the East, she was damn ugly!

You just kissed a Beast from the East, you must be super drunk!

by papastilto October 27, 2008

The L.A Beast

The L.A Beast is a 6'5'', bodybuilder, who runs mostly around the Downtown district of Los Angeles; solving minor crimes and helping civilians. These instances of heroism may include: retrieving lost dogs and cats, returning lost property, chasing pickpockets, stoping sexual assault and other crimes, as well as picking up people who fall over.

The Beast wears only a gold/purple L.A Lakers cap, Ray-Ban sunglasses and a pair of Nike Air More Uptempo sneakers; and nothing else.

The beast will make an exception to cover himself with a towel once a week when he attends the Sunday morning service at Our Lady of the Angels.

*Not to be confused with the Youtuber: L.A Beast.

'Who's that man running around with no pants on?'

'Oh, that's just the L.A Beast.'

by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018

Monstrous beast of the seas

The form Squid Ink Cookie takes when they see something shiny and reallllly want it. They will even take down motherships if there’s a little gold on it!

Is that, the monstrous beast of the seas?!

by Oolong Tea Cookie October 24, 2022

Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!

Fuck my mouth you sexy bitch of a boyfriend

M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr

by Deviant lil Cupcake November 16, 2009

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

The Bast

Reffering to the most horrifying person, possibly in the world - Guy Sebastian.
Made up by Ross Noble on Triple J.
Can be Used as a deregatory comment.

jeez, you must have had a rough night, you look like the bast

by Dave January 5, 2005