myspace lizard

A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends

I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.

by Mibo September 19, 2006

Ben the lizard

An extremely cute lizard whom is world wide famous for wearing hats and hating his owner

Have you seen Ben the lizards newest video?!

by Onesexiboi January 16, 2019

night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.

We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.

by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017

toasty lizards

Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.

fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?

Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!

by toasty spirit March 8, 2021

Lizard press

A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard

Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights

by UncleNinz December 12, 2018

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018

slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015