by Acid^Rogue October 13, 2003
Another word of a hand job.
by Thomas Sister June 24, 2022
When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.
by OG Gucci Trap Lord December 08, 2017
the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
by dave rippon February 17, 2008
1. An ornament of religious origin that traditionally sits atop a Christmas tree
2. To get your pine so far up an angelic looking girl's clacker that she starts seeing circles
2. To get your pine so far up an angelic looking girl's clacker that she starts seeing circles
'Hey bro, you know that hot nun from the convent? Well I bought her a couple of mulled wines last night before taking her home and making her into a Christmas Angel. If fucking a nun doesn't clear up these herpes then surely nothing will.
by Anonymous submissions December 06, 2016
Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.
My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(
by C.Lit March 26, 2015
'Christmas Cumming'
With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
by OrganicGodSlayer November 12, 2020