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Brendon

Someone whose parent(s) couldn't distinguish between an A and an E
In tha and, it doasn't avan mettar Brendon
by 405 South November 23, 2021
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THE BRENDON

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
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Brendon Urine

A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.
Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.
by gregben May 14, 2023
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Brendon

A REAL NIGGA, DRIPS HARD, SMELLS NICE AND WIL FUCK A NIGGA BITCH
Damnnnnnn he a Brendon
by Young fly B November 23, 2021
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Brendon

Brendon is usually a very chill dude has a lot of friends and He's probably dating a short brunette Brendon is probably charming sweet loyal and very protective
Brendon A very loyal and protective

boyfriend Don't flirt with his girlfriend cause you probably gonna get threaten
by anonymous September 26, 2021
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Brendoned

actively destroying your own social life by attacking people and picking fights, then pretending that you haven't said anything bad and your just being attacked on all sides.

continuously feeling aggrieved that you are (deservedly) hated by your social group and thereby making it worse with smug assertions that they 'thought you where a better person'
"I'm sorry I thought you where one of the good ones, cant we just have a civilised debate instead of resorting to name calling"

"oh for fucks sake you really Brendoned that up, no way you should have told Solomon that your 'sorry hitler didn't get him' thats really not cool"
by brindlecunny August 14, 2019
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Brendon

always farts and it smells like utter fucking shit. one time had dreads.
do you see brendon over there?
yeah! he smells like pepperoni dog fart!
by catchuckle January 17, 2024
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