Your mom

Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.
Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!
by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009
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Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.
My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”
by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018
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your mom

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.
Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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your mom

birth giver / best and most over used joke ever.
n00b: what'd you do this weekend?
me: YOUR MOM.
by sarahhh$$ April 13, 2006
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your mom

shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"
by ur brizzo February 2, 2004
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your mom

The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.
Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.
by Trollkicker December 22, 2009
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your mom

a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say
Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!
by michael jackson November 21, 2003
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