Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.
"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"
by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017
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Head Tent

A long veil, also called a Niqab, that many muslim women drape over their heads because their husband, father, or older brothers are afraid that their ownership bond is so weak and loveless that their woman will not be able to resist the urge to be raped by an uncontrollably horny muslim sociopath. Their husbands also have such penis envy that they feel that if they don't demand that their women cloak themselves, they could lose them to another man. It is slightly less concealing than a chastity tent.
Joe: Is it true that Aisha was raped for not wearing a head tent?

Habib: She went outside without her Niqab, whining about heat stroke or something. Mo could not resist seeing her cheeks and hair, and had to submit to her obvious sexual invitation. She cried that she was raped, but if Mo saw her cheeks, can you really blame him? She obviously wanted it.

Joe: How is she now?

Habib: Her premarital sex shamed our family, so we had to stone her to death to protect our honor. She is with Allah now.
by 4justice August 05, 2009
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Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.
Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.
by pimp daddy johnson July 07, 2010
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tenting kiss

an innocent or friendly kiss that gives you an erection at the most inappropriate places.
Jam is too shy to stand up because her cousin's girlfriend just gave her a tenting kiss.
by alexmanuel October 17, 2010
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raising tents

Metaphor for getting a boner under what is usually a blanket, but can also be a jacket or shirt (as long as it's thin enough so that the boner still shows). This phrase comes from the boner acting as the mast that holds up tents (blanket or sheet, for instance).

Morning wood is a specific situation when raising tents occur.
In the darkness of the room, with nothing but the flashing light of the screen, Alex felt himself getting a boner from the hot intimate scene. "Look, guys! He's raising tents!" Angela said as she pointed at Alex's clearly growing lump between his legs.
by just_ask_me May 24, 2011
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Stinky Tent

When a male is getting a blowjob under the covers and he farts under the covers with her.
i gave my girlfriend a stinky tent last night.
by NealJ March 03, 2009
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princess tent

sacred place where you hold an orgy while your sister plays with barbies in it
guy: where should we lose our virginities?
girl: PRINCESS TENT
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