tell me about it

Said when talking about something you've experienced.

I hate when he does this.
Tell me about it.

by krisk July 09, 2012

Don't tell me not

When someone tells you something you already know is wrong. Or when somebody tells you that you can't do something.

Country Slang.

Your team didn't win the game last night, "Don't tell me not I already seen it."

by Gloria Beth March 09, 2008

Lies you tell

When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something

Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey

by soooso January 07, 2019

Tell me how it was

The most royal way of turning someone's invite for a movie down

Robbie: Hey Poo! Movie tonight?
Poo: Tell me how it was

by AYashvardhan September 08, 2018

keep telling you that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

-She is not the jealous type
-Sure, keep telling you that

by James89898 June 17, 2013

Time will tell if time can tell time

Expression used when engaged in a futile activity

Guy 1: Hey, how's your progress with her sister going?
Guy 2 : Time will tell if time can tell time

by EnVSage February 10, 2015

Tell it to a bottle of scotch

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.

Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

by dexfan October 31, 2010