swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 17, 2010

Competitive swimming

The hardest sport known to mankind

Bullshit!! Competitive swimming is the hardest sport in the world

by Swim coach Nyberg June 09, 2019

Swim Team

A group of people who are devoted to doing what they hate. they really love it but they really hate it! Practice is every morning and you get no fucking sleep! Swimming is very easily the hardest sport and people think it is very easy! shocking!

hey can you hangout this week? no sorry I have swim team every morning and night with lifting in the middle of the day.

by Tuhhhh6969 July 02, 2018

adult swim

A block of shows on Cartoon Network that are rated PG or above. A great block to watch if you're tired of cartoons for kids.

Adult Swim is my favorite block of programming on CN and I tape all the new stuff.

by Anime Guy May 01, 2004

Adult Swim

The time when children are not allowed in the pool. This is so adults can have nice calm leisure time in the pool without children running around and performing "cannon balls", which can be rude, and annoying.

I'm so glad it's adult swim time. I don't like swimming with kids.

by Brock Sampson February 06, 2005

going for a swim

what a boy would say to his friend when he was going to have inter course with a lady friend of his. slang for sex

Yo! That party lastnight was sweet! i took a girl home and later im going for a swim

by TheGhettoDictionary January 05, 2015

swimming with the lads

Swimming with the lads is when you jack off into a bathtub and then proceed to swim in it for at least 30 minutes.

Father: I had such a good time swimming with the lads.
Son:.... what is that daddy?
Father: Listen here son...

by Ggirentafogg January 18, 2018