Swiffer

A woman who constantly attracts the dusty guys she always complains about.

John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"

by Zoukelas August 21, 2019

swiffering

Comes from the first time someone had sex on a quilt on top of a hardwood floor. It is the moment in which the person on bottom (usually female) begins to be scooted up across the floor. This can be used in more than one way; i.e. to swiffer, swiffered, to get swiffered.

Matthew: How was that swiffering last night?

John: Let's just say it was on wet vac.

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

Snifters

The act of rubbing your finger(s) up and around your rectum, and then sneaking up to an unsuspecting victim and placing it under their nose.

I just wrestled down Bobby and gave him the snifters!

by dink1212121 February 10, 2008

Snifter

A Snifter is a Poofter that wants to sniff your bum.

Hey, can someone get this poofter off my arse?
Aww he's not doing any harm, just wants to have a sniff, is all. He's a Snifter.

by hotpatootie November 6, 2012

shiftering

When driving an automobile with manual transmission, using big arms resembling those of a crab to maneuver the shifter handle into the proper position.

Such a big dog Willie is, shiftering those gears with those crab arms.

by Travis Morrison December 13, 2004

Shape Shifter

A common word used to describe a tin of chewing tobacco. Tins can be easily concealed under the false pretense that it is perhaps Ice Breaker Mints or some other kind of similar object. The best part is that if someone asks for a mint it is common to deny them because people are greedy and do not share mints.

Corey: Do you have you shape shifter?
John: what is that?
Corey: You know your shifting cylinder of shapes.
John: oh ya, but why do you call it that?
Corey: Because it can take on so many shapes it so easy to conceal!
John: Well i do have it indeed

by johon willaim gates September 28, 2012

snifter

Someone who steals his mothers underwear and boils them to make an aromatic warm beverage which they drink and serve to guests.

That tea fucking stinks you rotten cunt of a snifter.

by Snifter May 22, 2006