Flip Flop Swap

An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.

"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."

"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."

by Dontdothat May 17, 2012

Worcester Swap

When you insert a PVC pipe in your butt hole and a girl's butt hole and proceed to shit into her open butt hole so that your dump is in her butt hole.

Man, my girlfriend was nice and full after that Worcester swap last night!

by Dirty KJC March 18, 2014

Sicilian Swap

After a night of drinking or partying with a friend you swap underwear in the morning instead of putting on a new clean pair. There are variations of the sicilian swap as well. There's the Blind Sicilian Swap where a group of people who wake up after a night of partying all throw their underwear in a pile and each person closes their eyes, grabs a pair and puts them on. The Jerry Maguire Sicilian Swap; this is a little more complicated. One person decides they'll leave a little a poop smudge in the undies and the next person to wear them adds their own little poop smudge and says "you complete me."

Hey bro, how about you and I do a sicilian swap in the morning? I say we all do a Blind Sicilian Swap!

by DumbStuff July 17, 2017

Wankee Swap

When a group of male friends walk into a bathroom together, one may call out in their loudest voice, "Wankee Swap!" Then, as the friends are lined up next to each other at the urinals, a member of the group can call out, "Time!" Each man then stops flow, and steps one urinal to the right (in some situations, the man on the far right may have no urinal to hop to, and instead must cut flow and run to the left hand side of the pee-line). The name "Wankee Swap" and the practice of calling it out are a reference to the episode of The Office where Michael decides the Christmas party will play "Yankee Swap!"

Friend 1- "Oh God, I'm so glad we're finally at the bathroom. I have to piss like a mother."

Friend 2- "Guess what: WANKEE SWAP!"

Friend 1- "Oh Christ. Well played. Let's do this thing. Time!"

Friend 2- "Shit. I can't stop my flow."

Friend 1- "Move it bitch or I will piss on your leg."

Friend 2- That is certainly your perogative since we are playing Wankee Swap.

by derekhersh November 5, 2009

Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"

Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"

by Rammstein651 December 24, 2007

swappy swap

An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.

Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.

Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.

Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah

by ntloser December 11, 2008

Kick swap

A slang term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic used to describe the decision of letting a friend borrow a fresh pair of your shoes in return for borrowing a fresh pair of theirs to better match your outfit during a night out.

Let's kick swap? I'll let you borrow my brown dunks for your black spizikes? They would look better with this button up I have.

by m_dot_reilly August 25, 2011