This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014
Get the Suzie Microwavemug. by grrrrrrr February 11, 2022
Get the Suziemug. by Wordman303 August 1, 2024
Get the Grandma Suziemug. by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF July 1, 2022
Get the Suzie Gonzalezmug. A female (typically a junky skank) that's completely out of her mind insane and is the most narcissistic person you'll ever meet with a major compulsive lying disorder.
You dont wanna talk to that girl. She's A Suzy like no other before, stay away from that one, I found that out the hard way.
by Luzifer333 June 30, 2022
Get the A Suzymug. Suzy compulsive lying to save self, not anywhere close to faithful, always does what mommy says, do get caught up in legs....not worth the effort or time
by Stumpi December 21, 2023
Get the Suzymug. by Cela24 August 20, 2021
Get the suzy antonyanmug.