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Hym "Surveilled constantly you say? Well... Who ever could relate to such a thing!? The normies aren't supposed to be surveilled! It's only supposed to be the people who deserve it! Why, these companies have really gotten out of hand! I mean, can you imagine? Being surveilled constantly? Whether it's Ricardo mentioning the fact that you just left Taco Bell or Elisa mentioning the number of garbage bags you've carried out of your house that day. Living in a surveillance state of 1. If it was happening to Jordan Peterson it would be the most unacceptable violation of rights that had ever happened to ANYONE! And if it wasn't happening to Jordan Peterson... Well... Then... It would probably be fine with him to be honest... But that's neither here nor there... WHO COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE SUCH A THING!?To be surveilled like that, INDEFINITELY? What an egregious violation of rights and/or liberties! Who would even DO such a thing? (Probably Taylor Swift (It's probably not ACTUALLY Taylor Swift but SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DOES TO ME) that fucking ingrate) WHO COULD IT BE!? Wait- AND harassment!? AND HARASSMENT!? OH MY!!! THE ABSURDITY!! You're not only SURVEILLED but you're ALSO HARASSED!? OH! OOOOOOH! YOU POOR THING! Clearly... CLEARLY, a Scottish blonde should throw you some booty... THAT, I think, would make it all better. It would actually solve all of your problems (other than the surveillance and the harassment)... Yeah... Oh! But the surveillance though! And the harassment!"
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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Surrey-mean

Surrey-mean refers to a type of insult that is often regarded with English people from the county of Surrey. In Surrey, which is associated with the upper-middle and upper-class white families of England, a type of passive-aggressive and underhanded insult is employed, and thus any insult that falls within this category can also be referred to as 'surrey-mean'.
"No I'm sure Elizabeth really appreciates everyone bringing their husbands - perhaps it'll prompt her to get one herself!"
"Oh Jessica... that was SO Surrey-mean... do it again."
by JustABarbieGirlinaBarbieWorld October 25, 2023
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swurvey

A word used to describe the action of lying to your significant other about a business trip in order to go out on the lash.
Hey man, fancy a trip to Dublin.’
I can’t mate, the mrs won’t allow’

‘Just pull a swurvey bro!’
by Jammin08 March 13, 2024
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Survev.io

A 2d battle royale game of the remake "Surviv.io". A worse version called "Suroi.io" also exists.
Lets go play Survev.io!
by TLK106 June 7, 2025
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Survy

An uncommon way some nerds refer to the survival mode option on the videogame, Minecraft.
Dilbert: I thinaly found a hot mommy thillager to make my printheth

Edward: I thought you already had one?

Dilbert: no that wath my other thurvy world

Edward: I fucking hate your stupid idiot lisp just say survy
by FDflipperoo August 10, 2025
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Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.
"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."
by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020
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North Surrey Secondary

A school in the lower mainland in the City of Surrey. Mostly filled with asians and has white girls that think they “all that” when really they are just privileged little girls that travel in groups and talks shit about eachother. NSSS is strong in the performing arts and has good teachers for the most part.
Did you see those group of white girls with badly died hair?”
“Yeah, they must be from North Surrey Secondary
by BoujeeBitty03 June 8, 2021
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