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Striking Oil

When you are having anal sex and the bottom didn't douche correctly and you end up with shit on your dick.
"Damn, that guy was hot but it couldn't finish after striking oil and smelling shit. "
by Oil Barren November 19, 2019
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You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.
Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week
by bong4 October 6, 2012
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Storking

When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'
The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.
by Lakeside Mansion April 13, 2009
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Storking

Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.
by lylu May 25, 2015
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strokin

1:masturbating, playing with ones genitals 2: sucking dick
I'll call you later, im strokin

Get to strokin bitch.
by yo mommma fo sho EBONY April 28, 2006
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striking

The act of clearing a stage of all props, set and debris. This can include setting the set up again for the next performance or dismantaling the set for good and storing the props for another show.
We need to strike the set before we go home.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005
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Stoking The Fire

Literally no one's ever used this in a sexual connotation.

It was used in the movie 'Disturbia' where a scene appeared to invoke some kind of sexual tension moment when the killer says "someone as intelligent and attractive as you doesn't need to be wasting her time stoking the fire" while appearing charming and dark at the same time.

You can find the exact scene by searching "Disturbia (6/9) movie clip" in youtube.

What he was actually implying is that she doesn't need to piss him off when all he wants is privacy.

How this was misinterpreted is beyond me. Stoking the fire means to agitate the embers of a fire to keep it burning when it's almost out. Agitate being the keyword.
Q: What are you doing with that stick?
A: Stoking the fire, it's almost dead

A: I know your car got stolen but I accidentally ran over your cat
B: You're just stoking the fire now...
by iAmMeowNow January 30, 2020
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