Standing speedbag

While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag

Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.

by Hairy ballz April 13, 2010

Standing Hoon

The reaper effect demonstrated by a scary individual standing with their head tilted down.

1) Jason often stands hoon before attacking his victims.

2) I turned around and the hooded figure was standing hoon in the dark.

3) He stood hoon.

by DEANTH August 31, 2010

Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

Streating

The art of eating street foods from market places and/or street food vendors.

hey buddy, I'm going streating tonight, everyone is doing it

by Two.beers.please July 19, 2016

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

Sending it

An expression used in mountainbiking when you're giving a jump or trail your all, no matter the consequences

"Wow Seth is going stupid fast on that jump"
"Yeah he's sending it!"

by PatheticCat November 11, 2019