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Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).
Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever
by teethgrinder May 31, 2004
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Steven

Only a Steven could help me get over my ex boyfriend.
by Corinne Vine April 18, 2010
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Steven

"Your Such A Steven!"
by Wee Jimmy Poo Poo April 30, 2006
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Steventon

A Steventon is generally someone who commands vast amounts of respect. This is a term used to generalize someone who can relate to either being super awesome, incredibly cool or super awesome. Oh wait mentioned that one already.
Look at that Steventon over there scrapping with his beezy on thiz in the bay!
by thuglife101 March 17, 2009
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even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
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Steven Pauley

Famous celebrity, an Elkview West Virginia native,known best as an award winning show choir performer and for his fabulous costume designs.
Id drop my man in a second to get my hands on Steven Pauley or one of his outrageous costumes.
by Salvatore Di Chiara July 28, 2008
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Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.
He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard
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