Stanton

Stanton, Noun.

1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.

2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.

3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates

-That guy just set the curve again, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.

by Corneliusbear December 19, 2007

A Dirty Stratton

(To give someone a) To stir a drink (usually a Jack and Coke) with one's member and then have a lady perform oral sex.

Last night was crazy...All I can remember is getting a Dirty Stratton from my roommate's sister!

by DPJohnson December 28, 2007

Procrasturbation Station

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.

I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.

by Ass Sassinator January 10, 2011

Closet Station

The closeted population of College Station, Texas due to the strong homophobia in the A&M area.

It's hard to be true to yourself in Closet Station, Texas

by m4m cstat July 9, 2009

Grand Central Station

A sexual position in which a female has sexual intercourse with 10 men simultaneously. The female places her knees on the ground in a position similar to a four legged animal. 5 men get behind her, and 3 of them shove their cocks in her vagina and 2 of the men insert their cocks in her anus. In front of the women 2 men simultaneously shove their dicks in her mouth. In addition to this, 1 man places his cock in her right and and 1 man places his cock in her left hand. Finally 1 man gets underneath the women and inserts his cock between her breasts. After all the men are in position the women vibrates her body like an electrocuted horse until all members of the party reach climax and orgasm

Mark: Hey man, did you hear, last night I helped a couple of guys Grand Central Station Rachael!

Mac: Get out dude, that is insane!

by 4coolguys January 15, 2011

Aspisstuation Station

A urinal, a restroom, an aspisstuary

"I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go the aspisstuation station."

by ArKiver January 12, 2008

Surrey Central Station

Skytrain Station in Surrey. The Main Transit hub for most of the area's in the city. Along with the Skytrain station, there is also a bus exchange, with routes running all throughout surrey in a grid like fashion, (and a handful of "Frequent" routes running 15 every 15 minutes or better); plus a few routes serving Langley.

Many non transit riding patrons tend to make Surrey Central Station out as a center for crime and drug activity, and an unsafe place for people to queue for transit vehicles, partially do to the common perception of the downtown Surrey area in which it is located (also known as Whalley) as being unsafe.

Hey, meet me at Surrey Central Station in 15 minutes, we'll hop the skytrain and head down to Vancouver.

by sticky'n'sweet April 30, 2009