Main Squeeze

The single most important SO out of a possible many SO's (Signifigant Others).

"I wanna be Eggman's Main Squeeze."

by JaeaJ August 12, 2017

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.

That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.

by RoughandTumble May 20, 2014

man squeeze

ejaculant

@ebrake yeah, why don't you put together a Tea Party get-together in Florida and jack-off all over the crowd like at a sweet GWAR show too? That would be great and would definitely send a message. People would be stoked to bask in your MAN SQUEEZE.

by duskins December 9, 2010

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

squeeze box

a tight vagina

when i had intercourse with her i lasted only a couple minutes because of her squeeze box!!

by johanvonrobot January 18, 2009

squeeze the charmin

1. A stealth Grope Hug in which one person squeezes anothers butt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or lust with singles.

Jane: Look at that body builder Mary!
Mary: Oh wow. Wish i could 'squeeze the charmin' on him!

by Dragonman September 1, 2008

squeeze pop

the best fucking candy EVER!! Btw, the green ones suck. I haven't tried the red ones, but the blue ones are AWESOME!

Wow, this is a really really really good squeeze pop! Oh wait, all squeeze pops are really really good!

Except the green ones, that is.

by Paigeisfuckingawesome October 5, 2006