I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016

you fucking spoon

An insult

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon

by whats it to you??????? May 27, 2017

Peanut butter spoon

it sounds like it should be suggestive but who knows?

you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

no? why?

i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be

by DrKrainiker September 21, 2020

Little Spoon

To be the person in a cuddle sesh who is 'in front'.

I want to be the little spoon.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

Spoon

A motha' fuckin' kitchen utensil you use to fucking eat food, you unintelligent drop-out fucks.

I took a motha' fuckin' spoon out of the drawer.

by clash of clans jesus May 23, 2016

spoon rape

When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.

WTF?? I've been spoon raped!

by He's the boxman September 28, 2006

silver spoon coon

A term used to describe one who received their success because of their privileged upbringing. For example, an artist such as a rapper or singer that grew up in a rich family and didn't have to work nearly as hard as others to attain their current wealth, status, or success.

Kendrick ain't no silver spoon coon tho! He grinded for that shit cuh.

by TrapGodYeezusJr May 14, 2017