Whale Sprite

A short thin woman, typically with an expressive extroverted personality that is quick to anger, who is attracted to tall fat men who typically are reserved introverted and calm

Man, we should’ve guessed that Mya would’ve been a Whale Sprite. She needs someone to balance her out

by False_Hydra September 12, 2023

the mind sprinted

An expression to use after a hard dawning you've had.

Often takes this formula:
"phrase dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

"The fact that WWE is scripted dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The way she balanced on those thin blocks dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

by NonBad March 1, 2020

want a sprite cranberry?

brurh

"Want a sprite cranberry?"
"hey bro i just got a sprite cranberry."

by ajajaja man January 1, 2021

Sprite

The coolest cat ever. She is a sweet, lovable, get into trouble, and beautiful feline. Sprite is spoiled, loves her family, and out-going. She has been in our family for one year now and everyday is a new adventure with Sprite.

feline cat sprite

by eastercat February 3, 2010

The sprite cranberry

You jack off behind a door and while knocking and wait for someone to open it and cum on them but you can only do it on the week of Christmas

Oh yeah my dad does the sprite cranberry on my sister every year

by Conical December 2, 2020

Sprite

(Aka. Austin-Healey Sprite) A small british roadster made by Austin from 1958-1971, using the same engine as the Mini Cooper. (Note: the MG Midget 1961-1979 is essentially the same car but with different emblems, etc.) The MKI Sprite(1958-1960) is nicknamed the "Bugeye" due to it's headlights and front end.

Check out my ride. Damn, that Sprite is small!

by RAKIII January 29, 2006

Spritzed steamer

You sensually crap on someones tummy then proceed to shake a bottle of any soda of your choosing and allow it to explode on your partner.

Ted: How's that Stephanie girl?
Billy: She's so cool. We went out for Indian food, grabbed a bottle of diet coke, and went to town. By far the best spritzed steamer i have ever had.

by Flamingo lover 4 life September 29, 2011