Slooster

A slew of shit coming out of a retards mouth

Shut up kid your just a slooster

by Casmmmm September 11, 2021

spoonerism

A spoonerism is defined by the Webster Random House dictionary as: the inadvertent disposition of usually the initial sounds of words. For example: "A blushing crow took a crushing blow."

Meg: "...you're a smart fella, Dad."
Peter: "And you're a fart smeller, Meg presses her face to his butt then farts, hence completing the spoonerism."

by AeJhay_Stucco34 September 21, 2021

Spooneringistsphobiaism-Ability

The inability to win the game of Spoons

Damn zoey we'll an handicap for spoons. We'll give u Spooneringistsphobiaism-ability

by Izab3ll May 16, 2022

Spoonscest

The act of a Wetherspoon employee participating in sexual activity with another Wetherspoon employee

Tim Martin and John Hutson committed spoonscest the other night.

by Feythyweithy September 8, 2022

spoonerp

coolest thing ever
name stands for spoon erotic roleplay

love them

"spoonerp is so sillay"
...
"wtf is a spoon erp"

by mudkinqq October 28, 2022

sploonter

Origin: North Queensland, Australia.

1. (slang-verb) To release semen during orgasm.

"One more stroke and I'm going to sploonter" he said after his second stroke.

After that wild night, he said he sploontered all over the place.

He couldn't hold it any longer and ended up sploontering.

Sorry I'm 38 minutes late for work, I sploontered on my work pants and had to wash them on the quick cycle... Also that's why my pants are wet.

by MrNo1 June 3, 2024

Spoonsexual

A term referring to someone who experiences an intense or heightened sexual attraction specifically toward spoons.

The individual described themselves as spoonsexual, indicating a primary sexual attraction to spoons.

by a midget goblin with a spear August 27, 2025